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It’s the Truth

I want it all. Women with large hands. Men with big hearts. Women who are men.

There is an automated air freshener in my house. When it fires off, the sound is like that of a cat’s desperate sneeze.

What is the most private thing I’m willing to admit?

There is nothing I have not seen. There is nowhere I have not been. These are fallacies.

How desperate, the urge to be profound…how biting, the bubbles in the seltzer.

I went to a lobbying reception on Thursday night. What was a reporter doing there, you ask?

I’ve no idea. Other than reporting.

I fear that the urge to understand my reality is stymied by precisely how deeply the temporal pervades my thoughts. Do I need to read more? Less?

Who wants what they can’t have?

No one will ever understand this.

Heritage Foundation to Host Talk on Gay Boy Scouts

A conservative behemoth of a think tank just recently under fire will host a discussion tomorrow on homosexuality in the Boy Scouts of America ahead of the national organization’s annual meeting later this month.

Everything’s bigger — and gayer — in Texas

The Heritage Foundation is still in crisis management mode after it became well-known that a principal scholar behind its immigration study — whose findings suggested negative consequences for letting people cross the imaginary line known as the U.S. border — wrote a super racist dissertation back in the day.

Surely, then, Heritage’s Vice President for American Studies Matthew Spalding (Ph.D.!), the host of tomorrow’s talk on the Boy Scouts, is looking forward to switching the subject to something everybody can agree upon: Homosexuals definitely shouldn’t be allowed to join the national organization that encourages men and boys of all ages to get together and do manly things together in the woods and whatnot.

Tomorrow’s discussion heads off the Boy Scouts of America’s National Annual meeting, set to take place later this month in Texas, where everything’s bigger. While convened, delegates will vote on a resolution that explicitly changes membership policy to allow sexual minorities to join the organization. A crucial snippet from the resolution’s language:

No youth may be denied membership in the Boy Scouts of America on the basis of sexual orientation or preference alone.

Full text here. I particularly like the “whereas” parts — ah, the poetry of repetition.

Tomorrow’s discussion at Heritage is sure to be lively, especially if the Human Rights Campaign or any other lesbian/gay/bisexual/transgender rights activists show up to heckle. Although, of course, it’s totally possible the topic of sexual deviance won’t even come up. Notice that the description on the Heritage website page for tomorrow’s talk is pretty opaque on actual subject matter:

Delegates to Boy Scouts of America’s National Council head to Texas later this month for the National Annual Meeting where they will vote on a proposed change to BSA membership standards. Many in Scouting, and many friends of Scouting throughout America, are raising serious concerns about the immediate and long-term effects that change would have on the future of Scouting, its programs and its core mission.

Join us for a discussion of the proposed change in Scouting membership policies, why it has many deeply concerned, and why this change is not in the best interests of Scouting or its higher purposes of teaching, mentoring and building the character of America’s youth.

There’s just some things we don’t talk about around here.

I’m on Twitter. And Facebook.

Daughters, Staffers Usher Farenthold Onto Instagram

[Originally published on Roll Call]

After constant nagging from his two college-aged daughters, a talk-show-host-turned-congressman has agreed to take Instagram users behind the scenes while he’s at work.

Rep. Blake Farenthold couldn’t use his BlackBerry to upload photographs to Instagram, so he was letting the account lie dormant — that is, until his daughters finally wore him down and his staffers agreed to help.

“I finally changed for my daughters — who were giving me a hard time literally every day about it — and set it up as an official account,” the Texas Republican said.

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George Gekas: Life After Congress

[Originally published on Roll Call]

George Gekas served in the House for 20 years, beginning in 1983 and ending with his upset in the 2002 election at the hands of Democrat Tim Holden, whom he faced in a redistricting-triggered, member-vs.-member matchup. Although Gekas didn’t discuss whether the defeat had been a disappointment, his language seemed to say it all.

“I’m a stick in the mud,” he said. “As soon as I came back home a free man, having been released from the shackles of Congress, I reestablished my law office.” Even when he was in Congress, he came home every weekend, and that’s right where he went after losing to Holden.

Gekas’ law practice takes him where he wants, from immigration to possible larceny from a church. He does torts, contracts and mixed cases — whatever comes to him where he thinks he can help, and especially anything that leads to a trial by jury. That’s his favorite. “I think I like to argue,” he said.

Read the rest here.

Dick Heller Checks Out Rayburn Shooting Range, Army Guns

The man behind the Supreme Court case clearing the way for civilian gun ownership in Washington, D.C., dropped by an Army weapons display outside the Rayburn House Office Building shooting range Thursday afternoon.

In 2008, Dick Heller’s case won in District of Columbia v. Heller. On Thursday, he shot the breeze with a handful of G.I. Joes in the basement of Rayburn.

Maj. Kralyn R. Thomas discusses the M107 long-range sniper rifle with Heller. (Julie Ershadi)

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Bipartisan Lawmakers on Board at New Ron Paul Institute

Reps. Walter B. Jones, R-N.C., and John J. Duncan Jr., R-Tenn., and ex-Rep. Dennis Kucinich, D-Ohio, will help steer the direction of the new Ron Paul Institute for Peace and Prosperity as members of its board, they announced Wednesday at a Capitol Hill event.

“It’s a natural instinct for people to want peace and prosperity,” ex-Rep. Ron Paul, R-Texas, the institute’s CEO, said during the event. The institute is a nonpartisan educational organization aimed at capitalizing on the groundswell of young people who have supported Paul’s presidential bids and anti-war position.

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A Music Video for Friday

I spent a lifespan with no cellmate:

Interpol’s “Evil”, the best song off their best album, Antics.

Rand Paul Finds Skeptics, Protesters at Howard University

Sen. Rand Paul’s charm offensive to minority communities took him to Howard University Wednesday, where the historically black school’s students met him with skepticism and the occasional jeer.

The Kentucky Republican’s political forays since the 2012 election have fueled his recent rise to conservative rockstardom, from his foreign policy appeal to neoconservatives at The Heritage Foundation in February to a well-received speech at last month’s Conservative Political Action Conference.

But Howard is not CPAC, and both Paul and the audience appeared highly conscious of the ideological and racial gap between the two venues on Wednesday. Read more

The Forever War and the forever wars

I just finished reading The Forever War, now a science fiction classic and first published in 1975. In talking about it now, I’m going to quote from passages in the book and do some light analysis of their contents, but I’ll do so without the use of spoilers so that anyone who reads this and then wants to read the book won’t have given up much.

Joe Haldeman wrote The Forever War based on his experiences in combat in Vietnam, which afford the main character half-pitying disdain for the Taurans. That’s the name for the distant, ill-equipped and easily killed enemy the United Nations Exploratory Force (“emphasis on the ‘force,’” narrator William Mandella tells us early on) faces in Haldeman’s now anachronistic vision of the 21st century. The mismatch of strengths is chillingly clear when, at one point, Mandella’s company defends against an advancing Tauran force:

It was a weird, impressive sight. Some three hundred of them stepped into the field simultaneously, almost shoulder-to-shoulder around the perimeter of the dome. They advanced in step, each one holding a round shield barely large enough to hide his massive chest. They were throwing darts similar to the ones we had been barraged with. [...] It was a one-sided massacre. [...] With twenty arrows I got twenty Taurans. They closed ranks every time one dropped; you didn’t even have to aim.

Despite the inequality between adversaries, the war continues on, century after century. This is partially because of the Taurans’ sheer advantage in numbers, which allows them to take heavy losses and simply field new platoons. But in light of another consideration, the war’s interminability is but the unintended consequence of travelling among different galaxies in order to find the enemy. Time dilation causes years to slip away, making time a unit of measurement as easily inflated as, say, a fiat currency.

After running up against the space-time continuum hard enough to pass years on Earth time and age only months himself, Mandella finds that the home to which he returns is not much more appealing than the war he left behind. The feelings he expresses reminded me of this comic, in which an American serviceman in Iraq slowly realizes he may not be fighting for the principles he signed up to defend:

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In fact I imagine Dexter Filkins’ book-length reporting on the Iraq war was also titled The Forever War not out of coincidence but intention.

As I suggested above in calling it anachronistic, Haldeman’s 1970s forecast of the 21st century gives the human race way too much credit in terms of technological advances, but then in some ways the similarities are downright spooky. There are unmanned aerial vehicles in The Forever War, and though they don’t exactly serve the same purpose as the ones we use to kill hordes of women and children and the occasional potential terrorist, they’re still called drones, just like ours. Other parallels have to do with the world economy and social relations, but I won’t go too into those here.

I originally picked up the book because the title intrigued me. It sounded like something that should’ve been in with the new hardcover nonfiction, all that long-form current affairs drivel that criticizes this or that administration for this or that war (er, kinetic military action), unable to agree whether it’s Obama or Bush’s fault the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan have taken so long to wrap up. (Never mind that neither war will actually be over even 2 years from now, if your definition of ‘over’ is the total withdrawal of occupation forces.) And of course there is the Filkins book, noted above, to buttress this point. So I was surprised to pick the Haldeman classic out of the science fiction section and find that its story references the Vietnam war. But after a second, of course, I wasn’t surprised at all…

Thank God there still exists the freedom in this country to publish the kind of damning criticisms thinly veiled in The Forever War. But God save us from the circumstances that make the book still relevant today, nearly forty years on.

[Edit: At first I said this book was nearly 30 years old, but it is in fact nearly forty. I will go do some addition & subtraction sets now, if you'll excuse me.]

Iranian Iconoclasts Bring Glitz to D.C.’s Persian New Year Scene

Check out my Persian New Year recap, fresh off the presses at Roll Call:

Mashallah

Mashallah

Just about the only thing not affronting conservative Iranian traditions at the recent Persian New Year bikini fashion show in downtown D.C. was the color of most of the swimsuits on display: black, that is.

Somewhere around seven bikini models graced the catwalk on the ground floor at the Park at Fourteenth, a downtown club, on March 23, the Saturday following the new year. The same number of objects forms the traditional haft sin, a table spread whose symbolic relevance dates back to Zoroastrian times, well before black was in.

The models, spindly, tenuous-looking things from their stilettos to their acrylics, showed off a line of luxury swimwear known as swimgerie, a combination of swimwear and lingerie.

It’s all designed by Neelufar Seyed Ghalichi, better known as Lilly, a recent addition to the cast of Los Angeles Persians profiled in “Shahs of Sunset.”

Read the rest here. Get in on a constant stream of Iranian-themed irreverence on my Twitter feed.

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